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Why the cannery makes me think of puppies, and other deep thoughts
22 August 2008 @ 19:41 | Small Epiphanies | 14 Comments
I am the ward Temporal Prepardness person, which means I go to the cannery. A lot. I am on a first name basis with the guy who runs it. The last time I went, which was yesterday, I picked up 229 empty cans, corresponding metal and plastic lids, oxygen absorbers, and about [...]
GUEST POST: Emily Watts–Accomplishing Something
18 June 2008 @ 14:37 | Small Epiphanies | 22 Comments
Today’s guest post comes from Emily Watts, acclaimed author of Being the Mom. You can find more of Emily’s writings at her own blog and at Light Refreshments Served. Emily has 5 children and 2 grandchildren. Welcome to Segullah, Emily! Thanks for being here.
I have heard horror stories about [...]
Article Discussion: Names
9 June 2008 @ 10:37 | Small Epiphanies | 28 Comments
I happily took my husband’s name when we married. Well, before even. I set up my login at grad school to include the “o” as my last name well before he got down on one knee. I dreamily wrote my full name out in loopy letters in my journal, just like every [...]
Prince Caspian, or I don’t remember conquistadors in Narnia
30 May 2008 @ 20:57 | Small Epiphanies | 27 Comments
On Memorial Day, we did our patriotic duty and supported our economy by blowing a ridiculous amount of money at the movie theater. We debated between Prince Caspian, or Indiana Jones. In the end, the realization that Indiana Jones’ PG-13 rating practically screams “YOUR 6 YEAR OLD WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES IF HE SEES [...]
Fighting with a six year old
23 May 2008 @ 14:23 | Small Epiphanies | 21 Comments
Dh and I got in a fight last weekend. A real doozie. And it lasted longer than a day.
Let me first say that this is not normal for us. We don’t fight, or not that often, anyway. And when we do fight, it’s often short lived, about stupid things, and, although I [...]
Having it all
18 April 2008 @ 12:19 | Small Epiphanies | 30 Comments
Yesterday in book group, we were discussing Jane Austen’s “Emma”. I said, “Are we supposed to like Emma? I mean, it is hard to like somebody who already has everything.”
A woman in the group said to me, “You’re one to talk.”
I was taken aback. What? What is she saying? Does she [...]
Promises, promises
11 April 2008 @ 22:26 | Small Epiphanies | 15 Comments
I just saw a commercial for Old Navy where everything shimmers. I guess they are introducing a metallic sort of line, or something, but it’s a sort of new age commercial that leaves those of us who are inherently style channeled just a bit confused. But the one thing I was VERY clear [...]
Article discussion: Keeping my Passport, or Sorry, you’re stuck, sister!
17 March 2008 @ 11:47 | Segullah Article Discussions, Small Epiphanies | 8 Comments
This is how I interpret the essay Keeping my Passport, by Lee Ann Setzer. Life is tough, and you gotta stick with it.
Why yes I’m happy to donate, or HA HA, now it’s YOURS, suckers!
8 March 2008 @ 11:50 | Small Epiphanies | 12 Comments
Almost every week we get a little envelope with a bag in our mailbox. This envelope has some kind of charity listed on the front, with a plea for donations of knick knacks, clothing, what have you to help the vets, the children, the starving of the world. This week, in true Fly [...]
Blessings on the food
25 February 2008 @ 15:53 | Segullah Article Discussions, Small Epiphanies | 11 Comments
I hate ants. With a passion. Growing up in Southern California, our home was plagued with them, and it drove me crazy. There is nothing worse than pouring yourself a bowl of cereal, adding milk, and watching ant corpses bob to the surface. It was enough to make an 8 year [...]
Relief Society arms
11 February 2008 @ 11:47 | Small Epiphanies | 22 Comments
I’ve got them. Yes, yes I do.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, try this experiment. While wearing a short sleeve shirt, stand in front of a large mirror, and pretend you are conducting a choir. Or trying to fly away. If it looks like your flappers could actually generate enough wind speed to [...]
Well, at least he hasn’t bought her a ring yet
6 February 2008 @ 20:49 | Slice of Life | 4 Comments
5 year old son: I’m giving this note to Lucy (next door neighbor girl).
Me: What does it say?
5 year old: It says I love you. Because I do, you know. Me and Lucy, we love each other.
Me: Hmmm. Are you planning on marrying Lucy?
5 year old: Well, not yet. We’re just taking it kinda slow.
The tunnel woman gets a home. Oh, and her name is Virginia
23 January 2008 @ 22:43 | Small Epiphanies | 13 Comments
To get to Funger Hall at The George Washington University, you get off the subway at Foggy Bottom. Take the escalator up, and you will be deposited in the heart of campus, such as it is. Turn right, and walk down 23rd St, until you hit G St. Funger Hall is on the corner.
Family scripts
31 December 2007 @ 13:26 | Small Epiphanies | 18 Comments
I am over 30 years old. I have given birth to two children. I backpacked through Eastern Europe before the time of cell phones, Mapquest, and GPS. I have lived in major cities in the US, I am good at parallel parking, and I can even change a flat tire.
But when I travel with my [...]
Last Thanksgiving
22 November 2007 @ 00:24 | Small Epiphanies | 17 Comments
Last Thanksgiving I was 11 weeks pregnant. And on bedrest. And terrified I would lose my baby.












